The Satanic State of Colorado

I am from the great, holy and moral state of Oklahoma, as should be obvious from my identity.  It is state that where the people hold themselves up to be truly worthy of God’s grace.  We know not to sin and not to question the Koch-Trump Alliance.  We follow to word of God with every day without question.

So here I am somehow in Colorado in this time.  A state that is clearly filled with those who worship Satan and wish give him power in this world. I have been seeing this with my own eyes everywhere I go I this immoral state. I would return to Oklahoma, but since my papers got left behind in my time I dare not risk trying to cross state boarders.

I was listening to some of the true prophets of this era.  A group of the Righteous from Colorado Springs, an oasis of morality in an otherwise depraved land, were talking about how if it was evil and against God's laws, the people of Colorado love it. They said that the legislature in Colorado stuck a finger in God's eye every opportunity, obliterating family freedoms, trashing gun rights, embracing every moral abomination and undermining liberty.

How true those words are.

The People of Colorado have embraced the homosexuals as if they were still human.  They have opened themselves and the youth to a life of legal drug abuse.  I walk through the streets of Denver and see all manner of sin taking place, all manner of immorality being embraced.  Those prophets on the radio were correct when they talked about how the progressives are Satan worshippers.  Satan wants people to believe that freedom means being allowed to escape God’s judgment by not following the Bible.

So many misunderstand freedom.  You are free to do as you want, as long as you follow God’s laws.  Listen to the church in order to know what you should do with your freedom.  Never assume you are righteous enough to know what is best for you.  In my time the laws have been fixed so that God’s word takes priority above all else.  We are each free to live as we will as long as we live the way God has told us to.

That is a glorious freedom that the Church and Koch-Trump Alliance has graced us with.  I am thankful to have such glorious people tell me how to be free.